Driver's License

A six-year-old girl asks her mother, - "Mommy, how old are you?"The mother replies, - "Honey, that's a very personal question. Youare not supposed to ask a woman her age."Then she asks, - " How much do you weigh?"

The mother says, - "Honey, that is also a personal question. Peopledon't want to be asked about their weight."

The girl goes on, - "Mommy, why did you and daddy get a divorce?"
The mother says, - "That's a very sensitive subject. When you areolder, I'll tell you."

The next day, the girl goes to the kindergarten and tells her friendabout the conversation she had with her mother. Her friend says, -"That's easy!! Look at her driver's license. You can find all theinformation in there."

So the girl finds her mother's driver's license in her purse, looks atit for a while, smiles big, and runs to her mother. - "Mommy, mommy, Iknow how old you are! You are 32! I know how much you weigh, too! Youweigh 130 pounds! And I also know why you got a divorce! You got an"F" in sex! "